I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside.
- Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via sukmun)
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
If you love something, let it go.
If you don’t love something, definitely let it go.
Basically, just drop everything, who cares.
An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body. [x]
did you slit that duck’s throat
So a couple of nights ago, my girlfriend threw me a sort of early surprise birthday party for my 30th. (And by party, I mean 10 people, some cheese, and some crackers— my kind of scene.) Anyway, at one point, everyone gathered in the living room, and my young friend Miles got up to make a speech. “I made a short film about someone who’s really inspired me these past two years,” he said. I immediately started to blush. “This is going to make me cry,” I said. Then he turned on the television, and this happened:
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
IM LIKE KIND OF REALLY DISTURBED
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.
- Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
- Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
- Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear
I DONT SEE WHY WE’RE BEING BLAMED FOR MEN TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK WOMEN HAVE WINGED EYELIDS OR BRIGHT RED LIPS.
LMFAO if this real. i can’t fucking believe it lmaoo
Lol bruh. These cannot be real!
That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
technically tarzan was the pet
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
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