i accidentally glued my boat to my thigh and inhaled a shitload of wood varnish and shreds of wood. so sleepy.
Just your average city girl
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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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I don’t know how stupid people can fucking get. We asked you to do the most simple shit, and you come to ask me about it. Since I’m telling you everything, I might as well just do it myself. And while I’m at that, we can just remove the names of all the people taking credit. I don’t understand why you always do this. Stop sitting around and taking the credit all the fucking time. I’m fucking tired of it. I swear, some people really belong in neighborhood schools. SIMPLEST FUCKING SHIT THAT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS CAN FUCKING DO.
HAHAHAHA you’re always talking about how you’re fucking stressing out and whatnot, but you don’t do the shit you have weeks to do. Even when you’re given a chance to turn it in a week late, you still don’t do it. You don’t even fucking try. You’re even too lazy to copy homework. Not only that, but you keep the other person’s shit, which brings their fucking grade down. Get your ass off of fb and stop watching tv and whatnot. I give you props for not failing.
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About Just your average city girl
Hi, my name is Dana. Way to state the obvious, huh.
Don't know why anyone would want to be here; on my blog or even on the face of this planet. Nothing is worthwhile, but I guess that's because I'm realistic. Idealists will always be idealistic. Llama shit.
Success and nothing less.
Don't know why anyone would want to be here; on my blog or even on the face of this planet. Nothing is worthwhile, but I guess that's because I'm realistic. Idealists will always be idealistic. Llama shit.
Success and nothing less.
